Name: Robert Malcolm
Height: 5’ 10’’
Weight: 183kg (apparently an incorrect first guess and Robert has
asked to change this to 13 stone).
Date of Birth: 27/03/1987
Place of Birth: Edinburgh
Position (in the rugby sense!): Wing
Name one ambition that you want to fulfil "before you die": Travel
the world
If
you won the Lottery, what would you buy?: Multiple items - would
depend on how much won
Who is the most famous person you have met?: It's between Blazing
Squad (wasn’t a fan) and Hunter from Gladiators
If you
could invite any four people, living or dead, fictional or real, to a
dinner party, who would they be, and why?: Frankie Boyle for some
humour, Steven Fry for the intellectual stuff, Hayden Panettiere -
pictured below - (The Cheerleader in
Heroes) for that bit of eye candy, Tony Harrison (might boosh reference) again for the humour value.

What is
your favourite meal?: Any pasta dish
What's you
most memorable moment in rugby?: Beating Fettes in Broughton High's
first game of rugby in many years
What has
been your most embarrassing moment - rugby or otherwise?:
Trying to explain my nickname every time a new player joins.
If you had
one bullet, and no punishment, whom would you shoot and why?: It
changes every week
Give one
interesting fact about yourself that people are not aware of: I am
highly dyslexic
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