
Name: Johnny Wells
Height: 5ft 11
Weight: 16 stone
Date of Birth: 26/01/77
Place of Birth: Oxford
Position (in the rugby sense!): Loose-head Prop
Name one ambition that you want to fulfil "before you die": To live
on a barge
If you won the Lottery, what would you buy?: A barge
Who is the most famous person you have met?: Nick Berry from
Heartbeat fame
If you could invite any four people, living or dead, fictional or real,
to a dinner party, who would they be, and why?:
Oliver Reed, Maverick from Top Gun, Jet from Gladiators,
Baloo from the Jungle Book

What is your favourite meal?: Bangers and Mash
What's you most memorable moment in rugby?: Playing in a curtain
raiser before the Leeds v New Zealand match when I was eight years old
What has been your most embarrassing moment - rugby or otherwise?:
Whilst on tour trying to stop a try being scored, even though we where
leading 56 – 0 and then having to spend the next three hours in casualty
with the scum of Scarborough in my rugby kit waiting for stitches, plus
last years birthday of being passed out by 10.30pm following a dirty
pint
If you had one bullet, and no punishment, whom would you shoot and
why?: Mark Brown – as one of the Penicuik lads summed it up “He’s a
twat but I’ve heard he’s good at admin”
Give one interesting fact about yourself that people are not aware
of: As part of a mid life crisis I spent a year in the USA working
for a rights of passage organization and as a part of a course spent
three days on a vision quest with only water. Needless to say for a pie
eater like me that was some hard going.
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